A man consulted a audiologist and told him that he thought his wife was deaf. “How can I prove it to her?” he asked.
Well, said the helpful hearing gentleman, “Say something to her far away, and get closer and repeat the question, and then closer, until she reponds.
So, the fellow went home, and while she was at the kitchen stove, he said, “What’s for dinner?”
So, he moved closer and asked it again, “What’s for dinner?”
Still no response.
He moved even closer and asked it again. Still no reponse.
Then, standing right next to her, he asked, “What’s for dinner?”
She turned and looked at him and said, “I’ve told you 4 times already, we’re having pot roast and potatoes.”