Two strangers were wandering around a huge market, and kept running into each other.
Finally, after passing each other for the 3rd time, one said to the other, “I notice you’re not buying anything. Are you looking for
“Yes,” answered the fellow, “I’m looking for my wife.”
“What does she look like, maybe I can help.”
“Well, my wife is about 55 years old, a bit plump, wears glasses and doesn’t use makeup. What are you looking for?”
“Oh,” said the other fellow. “I’m looking for my wife, too.”
“What does she look like? asked the older of the two.
“Well, she’s about 25 years old, very slender, wearing a designer dress, and having just returned from a play she was in, is wearing
makeup applied by a specialist in glamour.”
“Well, then,” said the older man, “Let’s both look for your wife.”