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March 2019

I’m Lost!

A woman, called up her husband on her cell phone, and said, “Help, I’m lost. I don’t recognize any of the stores around here and I don’t know how to get home.”
Her husband asked, “Well, what street are on on?”
She looked out from her car and said, “I’m on the corner of Walk and Don’t Walk.”

Where shall we have lunch?

A group of 40 year old buddies discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally, it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because the waitresses there were very cute and were very young.
Ten years later, when they were 50 years old, the group again discussed where they should meet for lunch. It was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because the food and wine selection was very good.
Ten years later at 60 years of age, the group discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally, it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because they could eat there in peace and quiet. and the restaurant had a beautiful view of the ocean.
Ten years later, now 70 years of age, the group discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally, it was decided to meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because the restaurant was wheel chair accessible, and it even had an elevator.
Ten years later at the age of 80, they discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because they had never eaten there before.

The avid Golfer got married

An avid golfer was at the wedding in a large church. His bride noticed that his golf clubs were in the corner of the altar.
So, naturally she asked, “Why did you bring your golf clubs with you to our wedding?”
The golfer answered, “Well, this isn’t going to last all day, is it?”

The Psychotherapists

Two psychotherapists got on an elevator every morning at the same time. They looked refreshed after a good night’s sleep.
And, at the end of the day, the both got on the elevator at the same time going down.
One looked beat after a day of listening to patient’s problems, but the other looked as fresh as when he went up the elevator in the morning.
The beat doctor said to the other, “How could you look so fresh after a day of listening to personal problems?”
The other answered, “Who Listens?”