Browse Month

January 2021

Where are You?

A woman called her husband from her car, and said, “I think I’m lost.”
“Where are you? Check the street signs.”
“OK” she said, “I’m on the corner of Walk and Don’t walk”

I think my wife’s deaf

A man consulted a audiologist and told him that he thought his wife was deaf. “How can I prove it to her?” he asked.
Well, said the helpful hearing gentleman, “Say something to her far away, and get closer and repeat the question, and then closer, until she reponds.
So, the fellow went home, and while she was at the kitchen stove, he said, “What’s for dinner?”
No response.
So, he moved closer and asked it again, “What’s for dinner?”
Still no response.
He moved even closer and asked it again. Still no reponse.
Then, standing right next to her, he asked, “What’s for dinner?”
She turned and looked at him and said, “I’ve told you 4 times already, we’re having pot roast and potatoes.”

The unlucky brother

Two brothers were avid fishermen. One was unlucky, he hardly ever caught a fish. The other brother was pulling them in one after another.
One day the unlucky brother went fishing alone, and tested an area filled with fish.
He fished all day and caught nothing.
Later in the day a fish jumped out of the water and said, “Where’s your brother?”