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September 2021

..The heart Surgeon and the mechanic

The heart surgeon was having his car worked on at a garage.
The mechanic knew him, and said to him, “You see this car I’m working on? Well, when it came in here, the motor was frozen. I cleaned it up, lubricated everything in it and now it’s purring like a cat. So, you see Doctor, you and I do the same work.”
The surgeon answered, “Try working on it while it’s still running.”

The jigsaw puzzle

A hill William was visiting a friend at his house, and noticed a strange looking picture on his table. He asked his friend, “What is this?”
The friend answered, “It’s a jigsaw puzzle. You see,” he said as he took off one of the pieces, “It works like this. The box of pieces are all apart like this piece, but when you put them all together, it makes a pretty picture like this one.”
“How long did it take you to put this all together?” asked his friend.
“Two weeks,” the homeowner answered.
“Is that good?”
“Yes, it’s very good.”
“How do you know it’s very good?”
“Well on the box it said, ‘From two to four years.'”