An Easter Story

A man is driving along a
highway and sees a rabbit
jump out across the middle
of the road.

He swerves to avoid hitting it,
but unfortunately, the rabbit
jumps right in front of the car.

The driver,
a sensitive man as well
as an animal lover,
pulls over and gets out to see
what has become of the rabbit.

Much to his dismay, the rabbit is
the Easter Bunny , and he is DEAD.

The driver feels so awful
that he begins to cry.

A woman driving down the
highway sees the man crying
on the side of the road
and pulls over.

She steps out of the car and
asks the man what’s wrong.

“I feel terrible,” he explains,
“I accidentally hit the
Easter Bunny with my car
and KILLED HIM.”

The woman says,
“Don’t worry.”

She runs to her car
and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead
Easter Bunny, bends down,
and sprays the contents onto him.

The Easter Bunny jumps up,
waves its paw at the two of them
and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away, he stops,
turns around and waves again.
He hops down the road another
ten feet, turns and waves,
hops another ten feet,
turns and waves, and repeats
this again and again
until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished. He runs
over to the woman and demands,

“What is in that can?
What did you spray on
the Easter Bunny?”

The woman turns the can around
so that the man can read the label.

It says..

(Are you ready for this?)

(Are you sure?)

(Last chance)

(Okay, here it is)

It says,

Hair Spray
Restores life to
dead hair, and adds
permanent wave.


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