Attending a lecture

A patrol officer stopped a car in the early hours of the morning, and asked the driver, “Where are you going in such a hurry?”
The man answered, “I’m going to attend a lecture on the evils of drinking.”

“And, pray tell me who will be giving this lecture at 2 o’clock in the morning?” questioned the officer.
Answered the driver, “That would be my wife.”

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