How to eat at a Salad Bar

I was at a show in Las Vegas a few years ago when a quite heavy gent came on with
a comedy routine.
Mostly, he talked about food. In one segment he said, “One of the things I hate most
about a buffet, is to get behind a thin, picky woman, picking slowly and carefully, and looking over each item making her selections very slowly at the Salad Bar.”
He continued, “That’s not the way you eat at a salad bar. The way you do it is to grab and move,grab and move.”
Ending his discussion with, “You’ll have plenty of time to see what you picked up when you
get back to your seat.”


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