A man decided to go ice fishing.
He brought all of the paraphernalia need, a fishing pole and line, a hatchet, a bucket, and all. But, just as he brought the hatchet up to cut a hole in the ice, there was a voice from above, “There are no fish in these waters” said the voice.
So, he thought a minute, and decided to go for it, brought the hatchet up, when the voice came back. “There are no fish in these waters,” said the voice.
So the man looked up and said, “Who are you? Are you God?”
The voice answered, “I am the caretaker of this ice skating arena.”
