Kill the Umpire

A woman at a baseball game kept yelling, “Kill the Umpire.”
As the game progressed, she yelled it over and over until the guy sitting next to her asked, “Why do you insist on yelling, the Umpire hasn’t done anything wrong.
“Well,” she answered, “he’s my husband, and last night he came home late and had lipstick on his collar. Kill the Umpire!“she yelled.

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