Several of these popped up and are funny for adults, anyway.
1. The three Bears: Once upon a time there were 3 bears. A daddy bear, a momma bear and a baby bear from a previous marriage.
2. The old woman who lived in a shoe: There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, she didn’t know what to do, Obviously.
There are others I will add when I remember them.