A gentleman entering the USA from Europe, was at the immigration desk. Looking through his possessions, the agent noticed that the man had 5 pairs of gold false teeth.
“You’ll be allowed to take only one pair of your gold teeth with you into the country.”
“But, I’m a religious Jewish person, and I need two for sure, one for when I eat meat, and the other when I eat dairy.”
“OK,” said the agent, “but the other 3 stay behind.”
“But,” you see, on our religious holiday when we change dishes for Passover, I need a different set of teeth, again, one for meat and one for dairy.”
“OK,” said the agent, you can take in 4 pair, but the extra one has to stay behind.”
“What’s the matter,” answered the fellow, “Can’t a guy have a ham sandwich once in awhile?”