Recipe: How to Preserve Children

Take: 1 large grassy field
1/2 doz. children
2 or 3 small dogs
a pinch of brook
a few small pebbles
Instructions: Mix the children and dogs well together and put them in the field, stirring constantly, Pour the brook over the pebbles,
sprinkle the field with flowers,
and spread over all a deep blue sky, and bake in a hot sun.
When thoroughly darkened, remove and set out to cool in a bath tub.

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