The barber’s advice

Speaking of barber shops, another man was getting his hair cut as they were having a conversation
“Are you planning any trips?” asked the barber.
“Yes,” the client answered, “As a matter pf fact. I’m leaving for Italy tomorrow.”

“What airline will you be using?” “I’m flying on Air italia,” he answered.
“That’s terrible,” said the barber, “They are awful. They are always late, fly erratically, and the food is inedible. Not only that the stewardesses are ugly.” Then he asked, “What will you be planning on doing while there?”
“Well,” answered the man, “I’m going to the Vatican to visit the Pope.”
The barber snorted, “You’ll have little chance to see the Pope, ’cause he’ll probably be at his summer quarters, and if by chance he is at the Vatican, there will be huge crowds all trying to see him.”
The client then paid the barber and left.
A month later he returned to the barber shop for another haircut.
“So,” said the barber.”How was your trip?”
“It was great. The flight on Air Italia was on time, the food was delicious and served by gorgeous stewardesses, and the plane even landed early. When I went to the Vatican, there were no crowds, I went in to see the Pope in a few minutes, and had the opportunity to kiss his ring.”
“Did the Pope say anything to you?”
“Yes, as a matter of fact, as I bent down to kiss his ring he asked me, ‘Where did you get that lousy haircut?'”

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