The best way to die

This is a true story.
I was walking to a meeting with 2 friends as we discussed the demise of a mutual friend
who died in his sleep the night before.
I said, “That’s how I’d like to die, in my sleep and just not wake up the next morning.”
One of the friends said, “Me, too.”
The other friend said, “Not me.”
I was astounded and said, “Well, then, how do you want to die?”
His surprising answer was, “I want to get shot by a jealous husband.”

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