The blonde and the Ventriloquist

A blonde was attending a ventriloquist’s performance with a small crowd.
During the performance, the dummy told a blond joke, which caused the blonde to become outraged.
She jumped up and began yelling, “I resent that joke, Blondes are not stupid. Some are college professors, doctors, and business leaders. There’s no reason to cast aspersions on all blondes.”
The ventriloquist said, “Gee, I’m sorry if you were offended with that joke. It was all in fun, and not meant to be taken seriously.”
The blonde responded, “I’m not talking to you. I’m talking to that little jerk on your knee.”

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