I know not all blondes are dumb, but this one dumb blonde went into a restaurant and ordered an individual sized pizza with all kinds of good stuff on it.
The waiter then asked, “Would you like it cut into 4 slices or 8 slices?”
The blonde thought a moment and then said, ‘You better cut it into 4 slices. I don’t think I could eat 8 slices.”
