The golfer vs the pro

A golfer running up to the first tee, ask the lone player if he could join him. The man agreed it would be ok to the idea.
On the first 3 holes, then two men were about equal, so the first golfer said, “We’re pretty similar players, why don’t we bet on the game at about $5 per hole. “Well,” said the newcomer, “I’m not much of a betting man, but I’ll play along with you on this.”
At the end of the game, the first golfer said, “Well, I beat you on every hole, so you owe me $90. After being paid, he said, “I have to come clean on this. I’m the golf pro at the other nearby golf course. What kind of work do you do?
The newcomer, “I’m a congregational minister.”
“Oh,” said the pro, “perhaps I shouldn’t be taking your money.”
“That’s ok,” said the minister, “It was a bet and it’s all square now.”
“Well, then, what can I do for you?”
The reverend answered, “Come to my church on Sunday, and bring your mother and father and I will marry them for you.”


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