The traveling drunk

A drunk went up to the ticket seller at a railroad station and ask to buy a round trip ticket to as far as his money he offered would take him. The deal was made, and when the drunk got on the train and it started off, he began making a fool of himself, singing loudly and saying dumb things to people in the railroad car.
One annoyed lady said to him, “Do you know where you’re going straight to?”
The drunk answered, “It doesn’t matter where I’m going. I have a round trip ticket.”

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