Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin were having a meeting in the White House, when
they were interrupted by a chef to announce lunch was in preparation. “And,” the
chef said, “Do you have any requests for lunch?”
“Yes,” said the US President, “I’d like to order a Western Sandwich.”
Putin also put in a request: “Then I’ll have an Eastern Sandwich.”
“But, Vlad old friend,” said Trump, “We don’t have an Eastern Sandwich, in fact there is
no such thing.”
“So,” answered Putin, “I’d like the Eastern half of your Western Sandwich.”
