A blonde goes into an appliance store, looks around awhile, and then calls over a salesman.
“I want that TV set,” she said.
“I’m sorry we don’t serve blondes here,” he said.
So, she left, dyed her hair brown, and returned the next day.
“I want that TV set, ” she said, again.
And once agaqin the clerk said, “We don’t serve blondes here.”
So, she left again, dyed her hair black, and returned the next day.
She pointed to the item she wanted, and said, “I want that TV set.”
The clerk said, “I told you before, we don’t serve blondes here.”
“How do you know I’m a blonde?” she asked.
“Because that item is a microwave.”