An elderly couple returned to a Mercedes dealership to find the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in, to a beautiful, leggy blond.
“I thought you said you would hold that car ’til we raised the $75,000 asking price,” said the elderly man. “yet I just heard you close the deal for $65,000 to that lovely young lady there. You insisted there could be no discounts on this model.”
“Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash, and just look at her…how could I resist?” replied the grinning salesman.
Just then, the young woman approached the old folks and handed them the keys. “There you go.” she said. “I told you I could get this joker to drop the price. See you later , grandpa.”
Moral of the story: Don’t give up on young people.