An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him: “Daddy, what is sex?” The Dad was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer. He proceeded to tell her all about the ‘birds and the bees’. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open.
“Why did you ask this question?” Her father asked her:
The little girl replied, “Well mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs.”

A gentleman and his wife had just finished their meal at an upscale Italian restaurant. When the waiter approached with the check, the gentleman said to the waiter, “You know, the cheeses on this lasagna was even better that what we were served when we were in Italy.”
The waiter answered, “Of course, over there they served local cheeses, here we use imported.”

A minister with a special health related ability, encouraged his congregation to ask for help for any conditions they might have after the service was completed.
At the conclusion of the service, he told those with a need for help to line up in the center aisle, and he would take them in order.
The first in line was a 19 year old young man. When asked by the minister in what area he needed help, the young man said he was concerned about his hearing.
At that, the minister began a prayer, and then put his hands over the young man’s ears and prayed fervently. Then he placed his hands on his head and said more prayers.
After a few more minutes of special healing prayers, the minister asked, “How is your hearing now?”
The young man answered, “I don’t know. It’s not until next Wednesday at 3 O’clock.”