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October 2021

Hallowe’en Costumes

On Hallowe’en, little girls like to dress up in their mommy’s old clothes.
Little Boys can’t dress up in their daddy’s old clothes because he’s still wearing them.

Recipe: How to Preserve Children

Take: 1 large grassy field
1/2 doz. children
2 or 3 small dogs
a pinch of brook
a few small pebbles
Instructions: Mix the children and dogs well together and put them in the field, stirring constantly, Pour the brook over the pebbles,
sprinkle the field with flowers,
and spread over all a deep blue sky, and bake in a hot sun.
When thoroughly darkened, remove and set out to cool in a bath tub.