Attending a game, the lady said to her boyfriend, “I just don’t understand football.”
“What don’t you understand?” asked her friend.
“Well,” she said, “At the beginning of the game they toss a quarter up in the air to see who goes first. Then for the rest of the game people keep yelling ‘Get the quarterback.’
Why do they want the quarter back? I mean what do they need it for?”

A bank employee was explaining to a depositor; :”Let me assure you that you are not just a number at our bank.
You are actually two numbers, a dash,three more numbers, another dash an one more number.”