Dead people don’t bleed

A man visiting a doctor at his office was told to wait in room 3 until the doctor was free to see him.
When the doctor came into the room ,he asked, “What can I do for you?”
The man answered, “Nothing, really, you see, I’m dead.”
The surprised doctor replied, “I am surprised to hear that,” as he slyly reached for a needle.
Then the doctor said, “You know,dead people don’t bleed,” and with that he poked the needle into a vessel in his hand. Needless to say, blood began spurting out.
The man looked at the spurting blood and said, “How about that?? Dead people do bleed.”

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