A man with a Jewish accent was trying to get a hotel room. An anti-Semitic room clerk
said, “I’m sorry, we don’t rent to Jews.”
“But, I’m not Jewish,” said the man, “I’m Catholic.”
The clerk answered, “So, tell me, then. Where was Jesus born?”
“Bethlehem,” he answered.
“And where in Bethlehem?” asked the clerk.
“In a stable in the manger.”
Then the clerk asked, “And why was he born in the stable?”
The prospective tenant answered, “Because some mean son of a gun hotel clerk
like you wouldn’t rent his father a room.”
