Talking Dog for sale, Cheap

A man walking along a neighborhood, saw a sign in front of a house that read: TAlking Dog for Sale, Cheap.
Curious, he rang the bell and asked the owner if he could see the dog.
Admitted, the gentleman asked, “Does he really talk?”
“Sure,” answered the owner. “Ask him any question.”
So, the man turned to the dog and said, “Tell me about your life.”
The dog began to answer in a deep voice.
“I was raised as a puppy to be a service dog, and because I was too active to help the blind, I was sent to the police department to help with crime. I used to sniff out drugs and attack perps who were getting away. When the military heard about my exploits, they took me on, sent me to Afghanistan to sniff out roadside bombs and help with attacks. When my time was up, I returned here to retire from my exciting life.”
“Wow,” said the man, “That’s amazing. But, why are you selling him so cheap?”
“Because he’s a liar. He never did any of those things.”

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