Paddy took his son with him to the pub. It was a time to start to let him try his first pint.
He started off with a fine Guiness pint, but when his son tasted it, he spit it out in disgust.
So Paddy finished the drink.
Next he thought maybe a Kilkenny might be to his liking, but he sp[t that one out, too.
So Paddy finished the drink.
Then he thought his son might enjoya Harp Lager…but, no, he didn’t like that one either.
So, Paddy finished the drink.
Then Paddy thought that maybe his taste would be more inclined for Whisky, so he ordered a Jameson’s.
No, his son didn’t like that, either.
So Paddy finished the drink.
Then he ordered Dare Redbreast, thing he might like that one. But, no, he hated it.
So Paddy finished the drink.
After that, Paddy decided it wads time to go home.
But he paused and said, “By this time I was so drunk, I could hardly push his stroller home.”
